She's a terrible loser. Know why?
Scene setting: Lobby.
Pau: Hey, MJ's birthday is coming
Matt: comin, lek runnin fas un chasin foh sumfin?
Pau: not funny
Matt: aww dit whurts.. bad!
Pau: Geo, can you help me... any suggestion for a present?
Geo: ...
Pau: thanks, that's so helpful
Geo: uh what? I think so, MJ's favorite car's the newest-
Pau: shut up. i command.
Geo: uh well, I already bought something for him
Pau: err the party is tonight, i still don't have a present for him. stupid. stupid. stupid.
Geo: say stupid once more
Pau: STUPID.
Geo: good dog.
Pau: kudja just pls help me, right now? as in after class? let's go somewhere and find a gift for MJ
Geo: help yourself. you're not a kid
Pau: come on, don't have a car
Geo: there are many busses out there.
Pau: *sigh*
Geo: just kidding. alright. after class.
*Bell rings*
Setting: Classroom
MJ: weew, dowhnt fohge mah die, yowhkei? (don't forget my day, ok?)
*Pau looks at me. guilty.*
MJ: wah? wahs wong? (why? what's wrong?)
Geo: oh, nothing. we just need to go now. Pau and I. Something to do.
MJ: wid wah? (with what?)
Geo: business matters. we're going. bye!
MJ: heyyoo wanna cum. kent ah join yeh? (can't I join you?)
Pau: NO! *loud voice* ooppsss not angry. sorry no. you can't. it's just something between the two of us. please excuse us. *exit*
MJ: hey *murmurs* yeh un luv? wid Pawee? (you in love? with Pawee?)
Geo: no. it's just nothing, ok? hate issues.
MJ: sumfin between da choo ov yeh? (somthing between the two of you?)
Geo: no. come on. we just need to go now. ok? we'll be right back.
MJ: yowhkei. (ok)
*while walking for an exit...*
Matt mutters...
Matt: uh fink Geo's un luv wid Pawee and they'h sharin sumfin ezpeciah (i think Geo is in love with Pawee and they're sharing something special)
MJ: agree. sumfin secret uuhhmm kent jus seih (can't just say)
Geo: SHUT UP. both of you speak like I'm not here anymore.
Scene Setting: Mall
Pau: OMG! *sigh* we've been here for three hours with nothing at all. it's already 6pm the party will start at 7.
Geo: ...
Pau: i'm such a very very loser.
Geo: ...
Pau: ok, i understand. sorry if i'm not following your ideas. it's not just the thing i wanted to give to MJ.
Geo: ...
Pau: i want something different. how about a stuffed toy? it's not the usual gift for a guy. *smiles*
Geo: why are you so paranoid? tell me.
Pau: it's because i don't have a gift. look at the time.
Geo: no. not that. why are you so... you can't even think well and you're lost.
Pau: *worried*
Geo: you like MJ. And you want to give him a unique present for his attention
Pau: am i see-through?
Geo: opaque. haha... oh, seriously... yeah.
Pau: Malcolm's just so good to me since the day we-
Geo: the time now is 6:12. stuffed toy?
Pau: oowwhhkay, you're... sssshhh... *rolling of eyes*
*While driving*
Pau: i will just swathe this for a minute or two at home and then i-
Geo: it's already 6:30. just give that to him as it is.
Pau: no, i'll just... ugh i'm out of my mind. just at home. pls?
Geo: ok ma'am. the charge is 40 pounds.
Pau: hug?
Geo: don't touch me.
Setting: MJ's home.
Party.
MJ: yeh Geo, wehs Pawee? (where's Pawee)
Geo: I don't know
*Pau arrives*
Geo: speaking of the devil
MJ: owh she's light (she's late)
Geo: exhausted girl. what's the matter. let me just check her.
MJ: yowhkei, gowh. (ok, go)
Geo: hey dumb what's wrong? you look exhausted.
Pau: ...
Geo: who brought you here?
Pau: my brother, Mark.
Geo: good. what bothers you? you're late.
Pau: actually, it's been just a 3-minute-ride.
Geo: wow! fast. that's good. you're not totally late. we're just about to start.
Pau: ... *gloomy*
Geo: hey, are you alive?
Pau: ...
Geo: HEY!!!! *taps*
Pau: ouch. what?
Geo: what's wrong?
Pau: ...
Geo: speak up
Pau: Ohhh My GAAHHDD Geo. *cries*
Geo: ...???!!!
Pau: I forgot the gift.
Geo: el-owh-es-ee-ar. LOSER.
Pau: perfectly loser. uurrrggghhhh.
***
Don't worry about her too much. Her brother Mark, carried the gift. He was just playing Pau's STM. But knowing Pau, the normal Pau... she's not like that. Photographic memory is one of her skills. So, once again...
I always say this...
If you want to keep yourself normal, I do not recommend you to fall in love.
Hahaha.
Happy Birthday!
Malcolm Jerrod Charles R. Fritzer.
Malcolm Jerrod Charles R. Fritzer.
I know you love to visit my site. And I know that you're not surprised about the issue. Don't repudiate your feelings for Pau. You like her too.
Yiikkeee. Happy Birthday, dudie.
PS: That's why I didn't put a tagboard. My fans will just ruin my page. Haha.
Yiikkeee. Happy Birthday, dudie.
PS: That's why I didn't put a tagboard. My fans will just ruin my page. Haha.
